VICHEKESHO 10 VILIVYOTUFIKIA WIKI HII



1.   *A successful man is the one who makes more money than his wife can spend*. *A SUCCESFUL WOMAN IS THE ONE WHO CAN FIND SUCH A MAN*😂 #funnyquote
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2.   Mchaga​​ hata apate kazi bank bado atasema yupo ​kibaruani​.
Acha sasa ​​mhaya​​ apate kazi katka mashine ya kusaga na kukoboa;
utaskia ​i work as a crucial engineer in a monocotyledon finalizing company​

😂😂😂😂
#sijamtaja_mtu.
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3.   *SAMAHANI NILIKUWA NAULIZA HIVI MATEMBELE KWA KIINGEREZA YANAITWAJE*
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4.   Angalia wadada walivyoumbuka kwenye hii test

Ticha katangaza test , Akatoa Masharti; Ukiandika jibu hamna kufuta au kukata.

Swali la 1: Taja vyakula vitatu ambavyo ukienda hotelini umelipiwa utapenda kula (marks 1)

WAVULANA wakajaza; wali, ugali, mihogo.
WADADA wakajaza; burger, pizza, egg chop.

Swali la 2: Eleza jinsi ya kupika kila chakula ulichotaja hapo juu. (marks 99)

Wacha wadada waanze kuhangaika kufuta majibu ya mwanzo!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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5.   WIFE : "Nisaidie fon yako plz..."
HUBBY : "mmmh ...okay ngoja niwashe nilikuwa nimezima kiasi ...."
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FORMAT Memory CARD ?? - YES
HUBBY : "Nimeiwasha ndio hii babe"
WIFE : "Thenks nataka tu kuangalia ni saa ngapi niset simu yangu"
HUBBY: Si ungeniuliza tu nikwambie😂😂😂😂��
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6.   *Wadau kuna mtoto wa jirani hpa kameza jero..ili kuitoa nimpeleke hospital au MPesa?* 🤔🤒
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7.   Stress ni pale msimamizi Wa mtihan anaposimama nyuma yako mda mrefu kisha anatangaza
  "Jaman somen maswali kwa makini"

😳😳😳😳😳😳
#final battle#
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8.   *Girl:* Baby ,Can you speak Italian, German or French??
Because you Like watching their games so attentively.
*Boy:* Yeah I understand Everything...
*Girl:*Mmmmh,can you speak a little so that I can hear??
*Boy*: Neymar Totti Messi Ancelotti Del Piero Gonzalo Dybala
Arbeloa Maldini Di Natale Konte Atletico...
*Girl:* Waoooow....what does it Mean???
*Boy*: In all days of my life,You will Remain being in ma
heart.
*Girl:* Babe....Thank you ...I love you so Much...
*Boy*: Ngolo Kante...
*Girl:* Mmhh...And what does it mean???
*Boy*:Means I love you too..
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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9.   *Mchumba wangu amenialika kwao nikawaone wazazi wake lakini akaniambia nisiende mikono mitupu*...

*Nikaamua kuvaa gloves*... *Sipendagi aibu ndogo ndogo ukweni*. 😏😏😏


😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜
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MAMA: Mwanangu njoo nikufundshe
hesabu
MTOTO: Sawa mama
MAMA: Kwa mfano shangazi yako
akakupa Maandazi mawili Halafu
Akakupa tena Mawili jibu lake litakuwa
nini?
MTOTO: Asante Shangazi
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10.               *dhambi kubwa duniani ni kutumia WIFI ya kanisani kudownload X video*
😁😁😁😁😁😁
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