VICHEKESHO VILIVYOTUFIKIA WIKI HII
HPUPIL: Exami~Nation.
(TEACHER )
TEACHER: One day our
country will be corruption free. What tense is that?
PUPIL: Future Impossible
Tense.
(TEACHER )
TEACHER: What do we call
a small lizard in
English?
PUPIL: Lizzy baby.
(TEACHER )
TEACHER: Juma is climbing
a tree to pick
some mangoes.
(Rewrite beginning with
mangoes)
PUPIL: Mangoes, Juma is
coming to pick you.
(TEACHER )
TEACHER: What do we call
a male duck in English?
PUPIL: Mr daka.
(TEACHER
PUPIL: Would you punish
me for something I did not do?
TEACHER: No! Of course
not!
PUPIL: Good, I asked
because I did not do my
homework.
(TEACHER )
Hii ni kazi ngumu kweli
Mahusiano ya kimarekani:
Siku ya 1= mahusiano
Siku ya 2= unakumbatia
Siku ya 3= unakumbatia
tena
Siku ya 4= busu
Siku ya 5= denda
Siku ya 6= mapenzi
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Mahusiano ya kibongo:
Siku ya 1= unatongoza
Siku ya 2= unatongoza
tena
Siku ya 3= unatongoza
tena
Siku ya 4= anakubalii
Siku ya 5= mahusiano
Siku ya 6= unajarbu
kukumbatia lakin inashndkana
Siku ya 7= unakumbatia
Siku ya 8= unajaribu
kubusu lakn inashindkana
Siku ya 9= unabusu
Siku ya 10= denda
Siku ya 11= unajarb
kufany mapenz lakn inashndkana
Siku ya 12= unajarbu
kufany mapenz lakn inashndkana
Siku ya 13= unajarb
kufany mapenz lakn inashndkana tena
Siku ya 14=
UNABAKA.!!!!!!
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Mnakumbuka huu wimbo wa
utotoni?
Baishoo I love you bebi
(I swore I love you
baby)
The baby to the sani
(You gave that to the
sun)
The saa to ze ona
(The Sun threw me
yonder)
~The ona to ze muuuni
(The yonder to the men)
The muuuni to ze
bushibeya
(The men to the books
quickly)
cherewani 1 2 3 & 4
(Say 1 2 3 & 4)
katakona
(That's a bonus)
Kweli hii lugha ya
mzungu..
Kamwe tucmlaumu
Harmoropa kujiita strong woman..
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Joke
A girl was with her
father when she
saw her boyfriend
coming
GIRL: Have you come
to collect your book
titled "DADDY IS AT
HOME?" by Ngozi
Okafor
BOY: No, I want that
your hymn book
called "WHERE
SHOULD I WAIT FOR
YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have
that one but maybe
you should take
the other one titled
"UNDER THE MANGO
TREE" by
Chimamanda Adichie
BOY: Fine, but don't
forget to bring "I
WILL CALL YOU IN 5
MINUTES" while
coming to school
GIRL: I will also bring
you a new one too
titled"I WON'T LET
YOU DOWN" by
Chinua Achebe
Then;
DAD: Those books
are too many, will
he read them all
GIRL: Yes dad, he is
very smart &
intelligent
DAD: Okay don't
forget to give him
the one on the table
titled "I AM NOT
STUPID, I
UNDERSTOOD
EVERYTHING YOU'VE
BEEN SAYING" by
Shakespeare! And
also the one on the
dinning table titled
"IF YOU GET
PREGNANT PREPARE
TO GET MARRIED"
by Wole Soyinka
Hahahaha..... come on
don't leave it there
pass it on because
you never know
who needed just a
smile.
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Wanawake bana
Utasikia wanasema nataka
mwanaume ambaye atanilinda na kunijali
Halafu akitongozwa na
mlinzi anakataa
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Ushawahi vuta bangi
alafu unarudi nyumbani unamwangalia baba ako ka dk 10 then
unamuuliza "ivi
brother nishakuonaga wapi"?
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