VICHEKESHO HIVI VITAKUVUNJA MBAVU, SOMA KWA TAHADHARI
WANAWAKE WANAKULA KWA TABU
Hakuna
watu wanaokula kwa tabu kama wanawake
wenye lipstick.. Wakitaka kula wanatoa meno nje kama ngiriππ
MLEVI MAHAKAMANI
Mlevi
kapelekwa mahakamani Hakimu akamwambia
wewe sasa hii mara ya pili unakuja
hapa
Mlevi:
mbona we kila siku upo hapa na hakuna alokwambia kitu
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MBWEMBWE ZA DOKTA RUTACHUNZIBWA
Dr.
Rutachunzibwa: Dada niwekee petrol full tank tafadhali
Fuel
attendant: Sir, I don't speak swahiri, I only speak English
Dr.
Rutachunzibwa; Ok! good morning my dear, I currently feel a profound desire to
replenish the propelling of my motorized automobile. Therefore I
cordially
request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity
of the combustible fluid of the highest
octane
rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to
the brim.
Fuel
attendant:π
Natania tu boss wangu, shikamoo; umesema niweke full tank??
Dr.Rutachunzibwa
Kakazi
nyabaki kalofu obugulu oti bwe endai!
Fuel
attendant: Sijakuelewa boss, unasemaje??
Dr.
Mwakyusa: Anasema jaza mpaka juu.
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